Into My Mind

Okay, so this Saturday I have the bachelorette party to attend for my brother's soon to be wife and my soon to be sister-in-law. Her party is being hosted at a winery. I understand (C I love you) but my brother is a prude and will probably be seeing no naked women at his party, but a winery? I don't know who's idea that was. I'm sure it will be enjoyable, don't think I'm bitching about that, but I don't think it's the appropriate place to wear my penis earrings or bring the "nipple" shaped erasers...

And for once I thought I'd have somewhere to wear the "naked front of a woman" shirt my mother gave me at my bachelorette party. Gosh darn, the fates have a way of stopping me from wearing that all the time!