Friday, January 21, 2005
Being Sick
Have you ever been so sick that when you finally felt better it was better than any orgasm you've ever had? - - That was a joke; please tell you didn't answer yes.
Well, Homer and I have been sick with sinus infections, strep throat, a thrown out back, etc. You name it we probably just got over it. That when I woke up this morning and could actually speak without sounding like a chipmunk and swallow, hallelujah I was cured!! My mom and I had the debate "Puking or Sore Throat?" She's a sore throat person that can't stand to vomit. Me? Hey, I figure there's only so much I can throw up and it's always helped me lose a few pounds. Now don't go worrying, I'm not going around punking on purpose. I have no reason to... I have breasts now!!! If I start puking to lose weight, you know where it will come from? My chest and we just ain't havin' that.
Thanks to all for your thoughts and prayers during our misery. We understand that you would have liked to join us, but it was just too inconvenient for your schedule. We are feeling worlds better now; the only thing left is to fix his back. I keep offering to walk on it, but he just waddles away scared. I have yet to figure out why, haha.
Well, Homer and I have been sick with sinus infections, strep throat, a thrown out back, etc. You name it we probably just got over it. That when I woke up this morning and could actually speak without sounding like a chipmunk and swallow, hallelujah I was cured!! My mom and I had the debate "Puking or Sore Throat?" She's a sore throat person that can't stand to vomit. Me? Hey, I figure there's only so much I can throw up and it's always helped me lose a few pounds. Now don't go worrying, I'm not going around punking on purpose. I have no reason to... I have breasts now!!! If I start puking to lose weight, you know where it will come from? My chest and we just ain't havin' that.
Thanks to all for your thoughts and prayers during our misery. We understand that you would have liked to join us, but it was just too inconvenient for your schedule. We are feeling worlds better now; the only thing left is to fix his back. I keep offering to walk on it, but he just waddles away scared. I have yet to figure out why, haha.
