Thursday, March 03, 2005
So... Tired...
Vente.Starbucks.Coffee.Needed.Now! So.Tired!
So, J is currently seeking employment and I've decided to be the busy bee and help with the Monster search. Note to self...
a) do not help with items you have not been asked to help with
b) do not search monster.com when only half awake - it just makes you more tired
Also, when tired do not
1) drive - you will enter the "comma" state and not realize how you reached your destination
2) attempt to make coffee - you will pour the grinds down the side of the paper thingy
3) have a coherent conversation - you will find yourself repeating yourself (yeah, anyway)
4) speak to your husband and/or boyfriend (whichever applies, hopefully not both) - even when attempting to sound kind, you will come across as the bitch that ate Manhattan
5) write in your blog - nothing you type will make sense!
So, J is currently seeking employment and I've decided to be the busy bee and help with the Monster search. Note to self...
a) do not help with items you have not been asked to help with
b) do not search monster.com when only half awake - it just makes you more tired
Also, when tired do not
1) drive - you will enter the "comma" state and not realize how you reached your destination
2) attempt to make coffee - you will pour the grinds down the side of the paper thingy
3) have a coherent conversation - you will find yourself repeating yourself (yeah, anyway)
4) speak to your husband and/or boyfriend (whichever applies, hopefully not both) - even when attempting to sound kind, you will come across as the bitch that ate Manhattan
5) write in your blog - nothing you type will make sense!
