Monday, May 02, 2005
Red on My Face
Well, there's nothing like the men you work with finding your blog. This is no big deal, mind you, since when I first started this innocent posting I emailed it out to a few co-workers. Except, my posts aren't always so innocent. There's nothing like the people you work with reading about
a) how much you weigh
b) how you would like to have wild rampant sex with a movie star
c) how sometimes you just wish you were a man with a enormous, gigantic penis
You do realize that enormous is just not enough. If you're going to be a man, go all out and make someone say "ouch!"
Anywho, I don't think I've ever blushed so much at work. I'm typically the one who has the crude comments that make the boys blush, but oh god was I red. I'm not sure what was worse, the fact that it was read (which actually I like) or the fact that now it is known that I out weigh at least two male co-workers. Oh well, it's all in the breasts and ass. I'm gonna make you proud someday Mom, dancin' on those stages and all.
For some reason, I am suddenly reminded of the movie "Saving Silverman" which J and I watched this weekend. I just have the scene of Wayne (Steve Zahn) is trying the yoga position where you pull your feet over your head and try to touch the floor after J.D. (Jack Black) tells him he's gay because you know...long story if you haven't seen the movie.
If you haven't seen the movie, SEE IT! To make a great weekend, watch "Saving Silverman" and "Corky Romano" and just laugh your ass off.
a) how much you weigh
b) how you would like to have wild rampant sex with a movie star
c) how sometimes you just wish you were a man with a enormous, gigantic penis
You do realize that enormous is just not enough. If you're going to be a man, go all out and make someone say "ouch!"
Anywho, I don't think I've ever blushed so much at work. I'm typically the one who has the crude comments that make the boys blush, but oh god was I red. I'm not sure what was worse, the fact that it was read (which actually I like) or the fact that now it is known that I out weigh at least two male co-workers. Oh well, it's all in the breasts and ass. I'm gonna make you proud someday Mom, dancin' on those stages and all.
For some reason, I am suddenly reminded of the movie "Saving Silverman" which J and I watched this weekend. I just have the scene of Wayne (Steve Zahn) is trying the yoga position where you pull your feet over your head and try to touch the floor after J.D. (Jack Black) tells him he's gay because you know...long story if you haven't seen the movie.
If you haven't seen the movie, SEE IT! To make a great weekend, watch "Saving Silverman" and "Corky Romano" and just laugh your ass off.
