Wednesday, June 29, 2005
I Love Men
I've decided that I just love men, even the vile, disgusting, lying bastards of the group. Men have many capabilities that women just don't have readily accessible.
1) a man can tell a lie as it should be told, like the truth
2) a man can allow his bodily functions to take control and have no embarrassment there of
3) a man can openly grab his crotch and no one thinks twice
4) men can do that nose blowing thing where you just hold one nostril shut and it shoots out the other
5) men can pee standing up
6) a man does not easily get his feelings hurt and would rather you be blunt and rude and get your point across, than tactful and diverting
7) men know a lot about nothing and aren't afraid to share their knowledge of the most utterly useless information
8) men have penises
9) men have a rough exterior, but are tender with the women they love
10) damn it... MEN AREN'T WOMEN
We should all take a second and admire the creation that is man. It's something we as women will never understand.
1) a man can tell a lie as it should be told, like the truth
2) a man can allow his bodily functions to take control and have no embarrassment there of
3) a man can openly grab his crotch and no one thinks twice
4) men can do that nose blowing thing where you just hold one nostril shut and it shoots out the other
5) men can pee standing up
6) a man does not easily get his feelings hurt and would rather you be blunt and rude and get your point across, than tactful and diverting
7) men know a lot about nothing and aren't afraid to share their knowledge of the most utterly useless information
8) men have penises
9) men have a rough exterior, but are tender with the women they love
10) damn it... MEN AREN'T WOMEN
We should all take a second and admire the creation that is man. It's something we as women will never understand.
