Tuesday, July 26, 2005
Bachelorette Party Update
Sorry for not telling you how the bachelorette party went. Here is a quick rundown.
1) very nice company and conversation
2) pleasant finger foods (except the cheese cubes started to melt, as well as the guests)
3) stayed non-alcoholic for the whole day - I just couldn't drink in 100+ degree weather
4) new song was developed entitled "Beads of Sweat Rolling Down My Butt Crack"
(it may have been "Beads of Sweat Dripping Down My Butt Crack")
5) Sweat stain down my back - very attractive when getting up to leave
6) Lots of butt floss given as gifts - personally I find it comfortable, the bride-to-be not so sure of that
7) bought 1 bottle of wine as not to waste the money I brought along
8) only saw one penis that day - very depressing count considering it was a bachelorette party
There you go, I mentioned my butt twice in one day and just the word butt quite a bit in this post. I love my butt. I'm going to go rub my butt. (hee hee) I know I just made somebody blush and somebody cringe.
1) very nice company and conversation
2) pleasant finger foods (except the cheese cubes started to melt, as well as the guests)
3) stayed non-alcoholic for the whole day - I just couldn't drink in 100+ degree weather
4) new song was developed entitled "Beads of Sweat Rolling Down My Butt Crack"
(it may have been "Beads of Sweat Dripping Down My Butt Crack")
5) Sweat stain down my back - very attractive when getting up to leave
6) Lots of butt floss given as gifts - personally I find it comfortable, the bride-to-be not so sure of that
7) bought 1 bottle of wine as not to waste the money I brought along
8) only saw one penis that day - very depressing count considering it was a bachelorette party
There you go, I mentioned my butt twice in one day and just the word butt quite a bit in this post. I love my butt. I'm going to go rub my butt. (hee hee) I know I just made somebody blush and somebody cringe.
