Tuesday, July 26, 2005
Irritable Bowel Syndrome
Guess what I've got! Guess why I can't seem to keep anything inside of me for more than 1 hour after I eat before it comes shooting out my ass or my favorite is when it really, really wants to come out and nothing happens. At least now when people ask if I'm pregnant because of the nausea, I can say "No, I have irritable bowel syndrome." I am special I have a syndrome. I'm sure now that there are special clubs I can join. Syndrome groups.
Do you know how you fix irritable bowel syndrome? It's simple; just take the little purple pill and a good heaping dose of Metamucil daily. I get to take Metamucil. Again, I am a blessed creature. I think I will attempt to get the pill form, but if you know me, you know that I don't mix well with pills (hence the introduction of "the ring" to my system). I thought I said bye-bye to pills long ago. I guess it's okay though because if I screw up these pills; no child will be developed; I'll just have to take one hell of a crap.
Huh, well enough talk of my backside for one day. Although it is looking rather cute in a pair of khakis I forgot I had. All hail those with syndromes; we shall go out drinking together one night!
Do you know how you fix irritable bowel syndrome? It's simple; just take the little purple pill and a good heaping dose of Metamucil daily. I get to take Metamucil. Again, I am a blessed creature. I think I will attempt to get the pill form, but if you know me, you know that I don't mix well with pills (hence the introduction of "the ring" to my system). I thought I said bye-bye to pills long ago. I guess it's okay though because if I screw up these pills; no child will be developed; I'll just have to take one hell of a crap.
Huh, well enough talk of my backside for one day. Although it is looking rather cute in a pair of khakis I forgot I had. All hail those with syndromes; we shall go out drinking together one night!
