Into My Mind

Conversation on drive home yesterday...

Me: "I wonder if you can get hemorrhoids removed?"

J: "Huh?" - a caught him off guard a little

J: "I don't know about getting them removed, but you can probably have them airbrushed"

Me: "Oh yeah, I hadn't thought of that. I guess that's possible since none of the girls in porn seem to have them." - both of us are laughing hysterically at this point

J: "I wonder how they shave down there?"

Me: "I don't know, maybe they shave each other. Doesn't that just excite you? This is so going to be a post."

J: "You can't do that, then your mom will know you've seen porn."

Me: "Hell, she found my high school diary. What could be worse than that?"

Before bed I asked if he thought they could airbrush me into Pamela Anderson. To which he replied "really, her? why????" I assured him that no I don't want to look like Pamela, it's just the first name that came to my mind.