Tuesday, August 16, 2005
Opposable Thumbs Are To Blame
Why won't the President meet with Cindy Sheehan? - because of opposable thumbs
Why is Walmart possibly suing for someone's settlement money? - because of opposable thumbs
Why are decent Catholics being excommunicated? - because of opposable thumbs
Why are celebraties sleeping with their nannies? - because of opposable thumbs
I'm telling you people, these damn thumbs are nothing but trouble. If you didn't have them, we'd still be covered in hair picking bugs off each other. We could crap where we want, eat bugs and branches, and have no fights over the all mighty dollar.
Wouldn't that be sweet?
Why is Walmart possibly suing for someone's settlement money? - because of opposable thumbs
Why are decent Catholics being excommunicated? - because of opposable thumbs
Why are celebraties sleeping with their nannies? - because of opposable thumbs
I'm telling you people, these damn thumbs are nothing but trouble. If you didn't have them, we'd still be covered in hair picking bugs off each other. We could crap where we want, eat bugs and branches, and have no fights over the all mighty dollar.
Wouldn't that be sweet?
