Wednesday, November 22, 2006
An Olide but a Goodie
I found a old post of mine from almost 2 years ago. Can you believe that I've been doing this for almost 2 years? CRAZY!! Anyway, I thought with the holidays approaching, this was a keeper.
I have rolls people. When I smile, rolls. When I sit, rolls. When I stand, well hell my butt looks like two nice big country biscuits. Now don't get me wrong, I like rolls. Cinnamon rolls, wheat rolls, hard rolls, herb rolls, etc. By no means do I discriminate against the roll population, but really I don't need them on my body. You know the commercial where the people are walking with donuts around their mid-drifts? That's what I feel like. I'm a big, squishy roll. Thank goodness my husband doesn't discriminate against the bread community either or I'd be up a creek without a paddle.
I have rolls people. When I smile, rolls. When I sit, rolls. When I stand, well hell my butt looks like two nice big country biscuits. Now don't get me wrong, I like rolls. Cinnamon rolls, wheat rolls, hard rolls, herb rolls, etc. By no means do I discriminate against the roll population, but really I don't need them on my body. You know the commercial where the people are walking with donuts around their mid-drifts? That's what I feel like. I'm a big, squishy roll. Thank goodness my husband doesn't discriminate against the bread community either or I'd be up a creek without a paddle.
