Wednesday, December 27, 2006
Speech Problems
So, I've been having some problems with my speech lately. I either completely mess up the word or when I say something out loud it turns out to be something that is rather comical in a sexual manner. I just can't stop.
Last night - Trying to reconnect the cable cord to the VCR
"Jason, I just can't get it to stay."
"What?"
"Never mind, I was just screwing it wrong."
"Damn, is that how we ended up with three kids? All this time you thought you were preventing it and it turned out that you were just screwing it wrong."
Today - Working on Weff Riddles
The answer to the puzzle was herooftheday to which I exclaim before thinking "He roof the day!?" Jason couldn't stop laughing for about 10 minutes.
I love humor at my expense.
Last night - Trying to reconnect the cable cord to the VCR
"Jason, I just can't get it to stay."
"What?"
"Never mind, I was just screwing it wrong."
"Damn, is that how we ended up with three kids? All this time you thought you were preventing it and it turned out that you were just screwing it wrong."
Today - Working on Weff Riddles
The answer to the puzzle was herooftheday to which I exclaim before thinking "He roof the day!?" Jason couldn't stop laughing for about 10 minutes.
I love humor at my expense.
